From: owner-klr650-digest@lists.xmission.com (klr650-digest) To: klr650-digest@lists.xmission.com Subject: klr650-digest V2 #1249 Reply-To: klr650 Sender: owner-klr650-digest@lists.xmission.com Errors-To: owner-klr650-digest@lists.xmission.com Precedence: bulk klr650-digest Thursday, December 23 1999 Volume 02 : Number 1249 (klr650) Xmas greetings Re: (klr650) Xmas greetings Re: (klr650) Xmas greetings Re: (klr650) Fu($#d up my carb 7 ways to Sunday RE: (klr650) Xmas greetings (klr650) NKLR An Attorney's 'Twas the Night Before Christmas (klr650) NKLR 12 Days of Cajun Christmas ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Thu, 23 Dec 1999 13:57:47 -0800 From: Mark C King Subject: (klr650) Xmas greetings Happy Xmas fellow KLRers. Just sleep sound with the thought that you have the ultimate transport for post Jan 1st :-). [Disclaimer] Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . . . . and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2000, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or choice of computer platform. (By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.) Visit the KLR650 archives at http://www.listquest.com/lq/search.html?ln=klr650 Support Dual Sport News... dsneditor@softhome.net To subscribe/unsubscribe send message to majordomo@lists.xmission.com leave subject blank. In the body of the message type: subscribe/unsubscribe klr650 (or subscribe/unsubscribe klr650-digest). ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Dec 1999 16:01:03 -0800 From: Tobin Lampson Subject: Re: (klr650) Xmas greetings Mark C King wrote: > > Happy Xmas fellow KLRers. Just sleep sound with the thought that you have the ultimate transport for post Jan 1st :-). > > [Disclaimer] > > Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes > for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, > non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice > holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the > religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your > choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or > traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or > secular traditions at all . . . > > . . and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically > uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted > calendar year 2000, but not without due respect for the calendars of > choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped > make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater > than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western > hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, > physical ability, religious faith or choice of computer platform. > > (By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This > greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely > transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies > no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for > her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is > revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is > warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good > tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a > subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is > limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the > sole discretion of the wisher.) Totally shreds dude, brillliant! Uncontrollable laughs, smiles, and happiness back man! Slide Visit the KLR650 archives at http://www.listquest.com/lq/search.html?ln=klr650 Support Dual Sport News... dsneditor@softhome.net To subscribe/unsubscribe send message to majordomo@lists.xmission.com leave subject blank. In the body of the message type: subscribe/unsubscribe klr650 (or subscribe/unsubscribe klr650-digest). ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Dec 1999 16:13:37 -0800 From: "Arne Larsen" Subject: Re: (klr650) Xmas greetings ROFLMAO! =^) Merry Christmas works for me. Thanks Mark. Cheers, Arne KLR650 Listmeister Eh 13 www.mac-d.com MAC-D Homepage - ----- Original Message ----- From: Mark C King To: Sent: Thursday, December 23, 1999 1:57 PM Subject: (klr650) Xmas greetings > Happy Xmas fellow KLRers. Just sleep sound with the thought that you have the ultimate transport for post Jan 1st :-). > > > [Disclaimer] > > Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes > for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, > non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice > holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the > religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your > choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or > traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or > secular traditions at all . . . > > . . and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically > uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted > calendar year 2000, but not without due respect for the calendars of > choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped > make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater > than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western > hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, > physical ability, religious faith or choice of computer platform. > > (By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This > greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely > transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies > no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for > her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is > revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is > warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good > tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a > subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is > limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the > sole discretion of the wisher.) > > > Visit the KLR650 archives at > http://www.listquest.com/lq/search.html?ln=klr650 > Support Dual Sport News... dsneditor@softhome.net > To subscribe/unsubscribe send message > to majordomo@lists.xmission.com > leave subject blank. In the body of the message type: > subscribe/unsubscribe klr650 (or subscribe/unsubscribe > klr650-digest). > Visit the KLR650 archives at http://www.listquest.com/lq/search.html?ln=klr650 Support Dual Sport News... dsneditor@softhome.net To subscribe/unsubscribe send message to majordomo@lists.xmission.com leave subject blank. In the body of the message type: subscribe/unsubscribe klr650 (or subscribe/unsubscribe klr650-digest). ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Dec 1999 16:28:22 -0800 From: Tobin Lampson Subject: Re: (klr650) Fu($#d up my carb 7 ways to Sunday Seiler, Kevin wrote: > > I attempted to install a K&N jet kit and filter the other day in my A3. > Well, the carb has all the appearances of being completely screwed blued > and tattooed (to put it in technical terms). It seems to have an air > leak- very lean, when it does start, the bike revs way too high and runs > lean. I've re-assembled and taken the carb apart several times and > everything seems to be right. The air horn flanges are tight. My hands > have been smelling like gasoline all week, that and the dark circles > under my eyes from working on the carb for 4 hours every night after > working 10 hours a day have started to scare small dogs and children. > I've taken the carb to a shop and had them rebuild it. They say > everything is right. It's not. I'm seriously considering a bonfire at > this point. > > I'm not a complete idiot, I've rebuilt many engines and carbs > successfully. > > What am I missing here? The O-ring between the intake flange and the barrel? Pin hole leaks between the carb and barrel. Needle seated? Throttle cable binding between tank and frame? Been there baby, no fun........good luck. Tidings of comfort and joy! Toby Visit the KLR650 archives at http://www.listquest.com/lq/search.html?ln=klr650 Support Dual Sport News... dsneditor@softhome.net To subscribe/unsubscribe send message to majordomo@lists.xmission.com leave subject blank. In the body of the message type: subscribe/unsubscribe klr650 (or subscribe/unsubscribe klr650-digest). ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Dec 1999 17:34:22 -0800 From: Russell Scott Subject: RE: (klr650) Xmas greetings Merry Christ Mass to all my fellow Christians. For all you X-files disciples, Merry Xmas. For everyone else Happy Holidays. Russel'r Kaw Pow <- Mark, that disclaimer is a hoot! If Santa rode a motorcycle, what kind would it be? A Holly Davidson. What is claustrophobia? Fear of Santa. What is a computer's favorite Christmas carol? Array in a Manger. What did Santa say when his toys misbehaved? Toys will be toys. Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho. Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes. If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate claus. - -----Original Message----- From: Mark C King Sent: Thursday, December 23, 1999 1:58 PM To: klr650@lists.xmission.com Subject: (klr650) Xmas greetings Happy Xmas fellow KLRers. Just sleep sound with the thought that you have the ultimate transport for post Jan 1st :-). [Disclaimer] Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . . . . and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2000, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or choice of computer platform. (By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.) Visit the KLR650 archives at http://www.listquest.com/lq/search.html?ln=klr650 Support Dual Sport News... dsneditor@softhome.net To subscribe/unsubscribe send message to majordomo@lists.xmission.com leave subject blank. In the body of the message type: subscribe/unsubscribe klr650 (or subscribe/unsubscribe klr650-digest). ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Dec 1999 18:44:04 -0800 From: Russell Scott Subject: (klr650) NKLR An Attorney's 'Twas the Night Before Christmas Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival, throughout a certain dwelling unit, quiet descended, in which could be heard no disturbance, not even the sound emitted by a diminutive rodent related to, and in form resembling, a rat; and Whereas, the offspring of the occupants had affixed their tubular, closely knit coverings for the nether limbs to the flue of the fireplace in expectation that a personage known as St. Nicholas would arrive; and Whereas, said offspring had become somnolent, and were entertaining re: saccharine-flavored fruit; and Whereas, the adult male of the family, et ux, attired in proper headgear, had also become quiescent in anticipation of nocturnal inertia; and Whereas, a distraction on the snowy acreage outside aroused the owner to investigate; and Whereas, he perceived in a most unbelieving manner a vehicle propelled by eight domesticated quadrupeds of a species found in arctic regions; and Whereas, a most odd rotund gentleman was entreating the aforesaid animals by their appellations, as follows: "Your immediate cooperation is requested. Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, and Vixen; and collective action by you will be much appreciated, Comet, Cupid, Donder, and Blitzen"; and Whereas, subsequent to the above, there occurred a swift descent to the hearth by the aforementioned gentleman, where he proceeded to deposit gratuities in the aforementioned tubular coverings. Now, therefore, be ye advised: that upon completion of these acts, and upon his return to his original point of departure, he proclaimed a felicitation of the type prevalent and suitable to these occasions, i.e.: Visit the KLR650 archives at http://www.listquest.com/lq/search.html?ln=klr650 Support Dual Sport News... dsneditor@softhome.net To subscribe/unsubscribe send message to majordomo@lists.xmission.com leave subject blank. In the body of the message type: subscribe/unsubscribe klr650 (or subscribe/unsubscribe klr650-digest). ------------------------------ Date: Thu, 23 Dec 1999 18:46:17 -0800 From: Russell Scott Subject: (klr650) NKLR 12 Days of Cajun Christmas Day 1: Dear Boudreaux, Thanks for de bird in de Pear tree. I fix it las' night with dirty rice. I doan tink de pear tree.will grow in de swamp, so I swap it for a Satsuma. Day 2: Dear Boudreaux, You letter say you sent two turtle doves, but all I got was two scrawny pigeons. Anyway, I mixed dem with andouille an made some gumbo out of dem. Day 3: Dear Boudreaux, Why doan you sent some crawfish? I'm tired of eating dem darn birds. I gave two of dose prissy French chickens to Marie Trahan over at Grans Bayou an fed the tird one to my dog Phideaux. Marie needed some sparing partners for her fighting rooster. Day 4: Dear Boudreaux, Mon Dieux! I tol you no more friggin birds. Deez four, what you call dem "calling birds" were so noisy you could hear dem all de way to Napoleonville. I used dere necks for my crab traps, an fed de rest of dem to de gators. Day 5: Dear Boudreaux, You finally sen' somethin useful. I like dem golden rings, me. I hocked dem at da pawn shop in Thibodeaux and got enuf money to fix da shaft on my shrimp boat an buy a round for da boys at de Raisin' Cane Lounge. Merci Beaucoup! Day 6: Dear Boudreaux, Couchon! Back to da birds, you coonass turkey! Poor egg suckin' Phideaux is scared to death at dem six gaeases. He tried to eat dems eggs and dey peck de heck out ah his snout. Dey good at eating cockroaches, though. I may stuff one of dem wit erster dressing on Christmas day. Day 7: Dear Boudreaux, I'm gonna wring your fool neck next time I see you. Thibeau, da mailman, is ready to kill ya. The merde from all dem birds is stinkin' up his mailboat. He afraid someone will slip on dat stuff and sue him good. I let those seven swans loose to swim on de bayou and some duck hunters from Mississippi blasted dem out of de water. Talk to you tomorrow. Day 8: Dear Boudreaux, poor ole Thibeau, he had to make tree trips on his mailboat to deliver dem 8 maids a milkin and their cows. One of dem cows got spooked by da alligators and almost tipped over da boat. I doan like dem shiftless maids, me no. I tolt dem to get to work guttin fish and sweepinq the shack but dey say it wasn't in dair contract. Dey probably think dey too good ta skin nutrias I caught las night. Day 9: Dear Boudreaux, What you trying to do huh? Thibeau had to borrow the Lutcher ferry to carry dem jumpin twits you call Lords-a-Leaping across the bayou. As soon as dey gots here dey wanted a tea break with crumpets. I doan know what dat means but I says, *Well La Di Da. You get Chicory coffee or nuttin. * Mon Dieu, Emile. What I'm gonna feed all dese bozos? Dey too snooty for fried nutria, and de cows done eat my turnip greens. Day 10: Dear Boudreaux, You got to be outs you mind! If de mailman don't kill you, I will fo sure. Today he deliver 10 half nikid floozies from Bourbon Street. Dey said dey be *Ladies Dancin* but dey doan act like ladies in front of dose Limey twits. Dey almos left after one of dem got bit by a water moccasin over by da out-house. I had to butcher 2 cows to feed toute le monde an had to get toilet paper. The Sears catalog wasn't good enuf fer dose hoity toity Lords' royal behin. Day 11: Dear Boudreaux, where y'at? Cheerio an pip pip. Your 11 pipers piping arrives today from the House of Blues, second lining as dey got off de boat. We fixed snuffed goose and beef jambalaya, finished da whiskey and we having a fais-do-do. Da new mailman he drink a bottle of Jack Daniel an he having a good time yeah dancing with de floozies. Thibeau he jump off de Sunshine Bridge yesterday, screaming your name. If you get a mysterious, ticking package in de mail, doan open it. Day 12: Dear Boudreaux, I sorry to tell ya but I not your true love anymore, no. After da fais-do-do, I spent de night with Jacque, de head piper. We decide to open a restaurant and gentleman's club on de bayou. The floozies, pardon me, Ladies dancing can make $20 for a table dance, and de Lords can be waiters an valet park de boats. Since de maids doan have no more cows ta milk, I trained dem ta set my crab traps, watch my trotlines, an run my shrimping business. We will probably gross a million clams nex year. Visit the KLR650 archives at http://www.listquest.com/lq/search.html?ln=klr650 Support Dual Sport News... dsneditor@softhome.net To subscribe/unsubscribe send message to majordomo@lists.xmission.com leave subject blank. In the body of the message type: subscribe/unsubscribe klr650 (or subscribe/unsubscribe klr650-digest). ------------------------------ End of klr650-digest V2 #1249 *****************************