From: owner-rubberstampers-digest@lists.xmission.com (rubberstampers-digest) To: rubberstampers-digest@lists.xmission.com Subject: rubberstampers-digest V2 #1718 Reply-To: rubberstampers@crafts.dm.net Sender: owner-rubberstampers-digest@lists.xmission.com Errors-To: owner-rubberstampers-digest@lists.xmission.com Precedence: bulk rubberstampers-digest Saturday, March 28 1998 Volume 02 : Number 1718 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat, 28 Mar 1998 23:18:17 -0500 From: stampatti@juno.com (Patti Welsh) Subject: RS: Airbrush I went to a class today and finally learned how to use my airbrush. You remember. The one I got the deal of the century on. Panache air brush, Binks compressor, and Dremel tool with all accessories for $25. Yeah, that's the one. What fun the class was. And I learned so much. I have read those darn books over and over and still couldn't quite figure it out. Now, I can usually learn most anything from reading directions, but this product really had me stumped. The teacher was great. The class was small (5 students), so we got lots of one on one. I learned so much and plan to play with it a whole bunch. And maybe I'll even do some nice backgrounds and stuff and make some cards for RAKing with. I've always loved the look of airbrush, and even tho I learned to use a blitzer (opps said that nasty word - sorry) and blo pens, they just don't make it quite the way the airbrush does. It's a new toy that will be a real pleasure to play with and enjoy. If you ever have the chance..... DO IT! The teacher also teaches a class on Mondays - Color Pencil - DRAWING. As soon as my house guests go back home (they're coming tomorrow) I'm gonna go take that class too. You shoulda seen the wonderful pictures he showed us that he did with colored pencils. I asked him what kind he used and he said Berol Prisma Colors. He has done cover pictures for specialty comics (Anne Rice storeies for one) in pencil and they are fantastic. If I can learn only 1% of what he does, I'll be in Heaven. --`--,--{@ Patti in Fort Myers, FL @}--`--,-- Computers are life. Rubberstamping is art. TV is furniture ~:~^~:~^~:~^~:~^~:~^~:~^~:~^~:~^~:~^~:~^~:~^~:~ Do visit my new storefront to the WI Mall: http://wimall.com/welshworld Quality, name brand merchandise at deep discount. _____________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com Or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866] This message was from stampatti@juno.com (Patti Welsh) - -- The rubberstampers mailing list is proudly sponsored by the Dueling Modems Arts & Crafts Forum. Point your web browser at http://crafts.dm.net/ . - - ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 28 Mar 1998 21:12:42 -0800 From: Queen La Fetti Subject: RS: Thank You!! I wanted to thank everyone that has asked me for my grandmother's address to send her a card. She will be so happy to receive the wonderful cards from you all. I also really appreciate it too. I'm not used to seeing my active granny in bed, she's bored out of her mind and of course depressed also! You guys are the Best!! XOXO!!!!! P.S. Also a thank you to all who have continued to ask about my girlfriend's(Jeannette) baby. Still not here yet=(, Baby Watch continues! Stay Tuned! LOL! - -- Queen La Fetti a.k.a. Shaunna Frasure--- mailto:Stampfan@psln.com "A Day Without Confetti is Like A Day Without Sunshine!" Custom Creations, 299 Fourth Ave., Portola, CA 96122-9206 (800)320-6327 Now accepting VISA, M/C, and DISCOVER Credit Cards California Customers please add 7.25% for sales tax on all orders. This message was from Queen La Fetti - -- The rubberstampers mailing list is proudly sponsored by the Dueling Modems Arts & Crafts Forum. Point your web browser at http://crafts.dm.net/ . - - ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 28 Mar 1998 17:34:40 -0800 From: fligamapoof@juno.com (E. E.C. deMars) Subject: RS: Mouse House Checks Somehow I got to a place on the web with Mouse House stuff--they sent me a catalog and it included info about checks--deleted all my bookmarks so can't tell you where, but probably go in through some search engine like Yahoo or Infoseek. Eileen I have wept in the night for the shortness of sight that to somebody's need made me blind; But I never have yet felt a tinge of regret for being a little too kind. _____________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com Or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866] This message was from fligamapoof@juno.com (E. E.C. deMars) - -- The rubberstampers mailing list is proudly sponsored by the Dueling Modems Arts & Crafts Forum. Point your web browser at http://crafts.dm.net/ . - - ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 28 Mar 1998 23:37:31 -0500 From: Julie Carleton Subject: Re: RS: Tan: Am I an over protective/over sensitive MOM ? Diana Stagg wrote: > And if you don't have a child I guess you won't be able to relate to this. > I just don't understand !!!!!! I don't have children,but I do understand you. I work on weekends in a store as a 2nd job and I have a very difficult time waiting on people with body piercings. I know it's a double-standard, which I hate, to be able to accept ear piercing and not other parts, but I can't help it. I try not to think about the procedure and possible consequences if infection sets in. I try to think about the fact that I will only have to look at this person for a few seconds. I am uncomfortable being served in other stores by people with body piercing too. I stopped going to a certain store becuase I often was waited on by someone with several nose rings. I don't care if someone flames for this. It's just my opinion that's all. I can't understand why someone would want to pierce a "sensitive" area like your son did. Doesn't matter how old or young a child is, their parent is still their parent. As a parent you have a duty to help your child live a happy life. If you as a parent feels your child needs guidence, then you sould guide. This is my belife only. If others feel differnt then that's fine with me! - -- Glittergirl aka Julie Carleton Any speling mistakes are the responsibility of my cats and should reflect not on my inteligence. http://w3.ime.net/~jcarl/contips.htm -RS convention tips This message was from Julie Carleton - -- The rubberstampers mailing list is proudly sponsored by the Dueling Modems Arts & Crafts Forum. Point your web browser at http://crafts.dm.net/ . - - ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 28 Mar 1998 23:15:15 -0600 From: Paul Holtan Subject: RS: RE: Re: Tan-- World's Best Chocolate Easter Eggs It is powdered sugar! Helen - ---------- From: The Sutys[SMTP:jandksuty@earthlink.net] Sent: Saturday, March 28, 1998 7:55 PM To: dianeb@cfu-cybernet.net; jhone@chas-source.com; Vip0@aol.com; fonseca@mwr.is; rubberstampers@crafts.dm.net; Helen/Paul/M/N D Holtan Cc: hagle1@airmail.net; dhaugen@deskmedia.com; rhaugen@netins.net; heather385@juno.com; jsandahl@hutchtel.net; giggles57@juno.com Subject: RS: Re: Tan-- World's Best Chocolate Easter Eggs These sound great!! But one question, What is icing sugar?? Never heard that term before. Karen - -----Original Message----- From: Helen/Paul/M/N D Holtan To: dianeb@cfu-cybernet.net ; jhone@chas-source.com ; Vip0@aol.com ; fonseca@mwr.is ; rubberstampers@crafts.dm.net Cc: hagle1@airmail.net ; dhaugen@deskmedia.com ; rhaugen@netins.net ; heather385@juno.com ; jsandahl@hutchtel.net ; giggles57@juno.com Date: Saturday, March 28, 1998 4:28 PM Subject: RS: Tan-- World's Best Chocolate Easter Eggs Yummy --I hope since I am going to try these! Hugs and Smiles :~) :^D Helen holtanhpmn@juno.com Savage,Mn.( suburb of Minneapolis/St. Paul) World's Best Chocolate Easter Eggs These delicious cream filled eggs taste just like a very famous store bought one. They are easy to make and kids and adults love them. Ingredients: 1 cup soft butter 2 tsp salt 4 tsp vanilla 1 can condensed milk (Eagle Brand) 10 cups icing sugar 1 tsp. yellow food coloring 1 lb. semi-sweet chocolate Method: Beat butter, salt and vanilla until fluffy. Add milk, beat in sugar. Blend until stiff. Dust with brown sugar. Knead til smooth. Set aside more then 2/3 of mixture. To the remaining mixture add yellow food coloring. Blend in well. Divde yellow and white into 16 or 24 pieces. Shape yellow into ball, mold white around yellow to form an egg shape. Dry at room temperature on paper towels for 24 hours. Melt chocolate in double boiler or in microwave until smooth. Dip eggs in chocolate. (parafin wax may be added and melted with chocolate to prevent chocolate from melting in your hands). Once dipped cool at room temperature. Refrigerate after cool. When sliced these eggs will have a white cream filling with a yellow filling that appears to be the yolk. They look nice sitting in an Easter basket!! - --------- End forwarded message ---------- _____________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com Or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866] This message was from holtanhpmn@juno.com (Helen/Paul/M/N D Holtan) - -- The rubberstampers mailing list is proudly sponsored by the Dueling Modems Arts & Crafts Forum. Point your web browser at http://crafts.dm.net/ . This message was from "The Sutys" - -- The rubberstampers mailing list is proudly sponsored by the Dueling Modems Arts & Crafts Forum. Point your web browser at http://crafts.dm.net/ . This message was from Paul Holtan - -- The rubberstampers mailing list is proudly sponsored by the Dueling Modems Arts & Crafts Forum. Point your web browser at http://crafts.dm.net/ . - - ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 28 Mar 1998 21:40:27 -0800 From: "Jutta Hood" Subject: RS: COMM: Free Shipping on Denami orders placed this weekend I am offering free shipping on all continental US order for Denami. This offer is effective for any Denami orders placed before 11:00 p.m. (Pacific Time) Sunday, March 29th. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Toll-free (888) 339-9349 or Fax (253) 804-9377 Hood Enterprises 1602 - 22nd Street NE Auburn WA 98002-3437 VISA - MC - Discover - American Express Accepted Product info available at my Web Site: http://www.wolfenet.com/~jutta ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This message was from "Jutta Hood" - -- The rubberstampers mailing list is proudly sponsored by the Dueling Modems Arts & Crafts Forum. Point your web browser at http://crafts.dm.net/ . - - ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 28 Mar 1998 20:34:38 -0800 From: "Jutta Hood" Subject: RS: COMM: Denami order going in on Monday - Prices enclosed In a previous Ad last week, I mentioned that I was going to placing a Denami order on Monday. I neglected to post my prices at that time. A $2.25 B $2.75 C $3.15 D $3.50 E $3.90 F $4.25 G $4.75 H $4.95 I $5.40 J $5.75 K $6.15 M $6.95 N $7.25 P $8.10 Ribbon Ivory with Gold $7.50 Satin Edge-Ivory $7.25 Satin Edge-Pink $7.25 Satin Edge-White $7.25 Sheer-Pink $7.25 Sheer-Lavender $7.25 Sheer-Hunter $7.25 Sheer-Burgundy $7.25 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Toll-free (888) 339-9349 or Fax (253) 804-9377 Hood Enterprises 1602 - 22nd Street NE Auburn WA 98002-3437 VISA - MC - Discover - American Express Accepted Product info available at my Web Site: http://www.wolfenet.com/~jutta ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This message was from "Jutta Hood" - -- The rubberstampers mailing list is proudly sponsored by the Dueling Modems Arts & Crafts Forum. Point your web browser at http://crafts.dm.net/ . - - ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 29 Mar 1998 00:14:07 EST From: LILI LO Subject: RS: Evo's Templates--Oh yea! Alright! I just finished cutting squares with no measuring or adjusting because one side was off a little. Now I want to add my name to the list of those giving testimonials about Evo's templates. I picked up a set at the Grapevine Convention and boy am I am happy camper. Try as I might before these templates I could never cut a perfect square with my handy craft knife and ruler. I was always shaving a little from each side trying to get it right. I often had to settle for a smaller square than I actually wanted to begin with because I made so many cuts to the top and sides. This may not be a problem for the majority of you, but for those who have this problem these templates will end that nightmare. The other 99% of you who just want to cut squares in different sizes and want to do it quickly this is it! Add these to your "must have list." Now I want circles, ovals, triangles and any other shapes the Evo's will release next. This is a totally unsolicited and not paid for endorsement. I just had to share my excitement! This message was from LILI LO - -- The rubberstampers mailing list is proudly sponsored by the Dueling Modems Arts & Crafts Forum. Point your web browser at http://crafts.dm.net/ . - - ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 28 Mar 1998 21:43:22 -0800 From: "Laura A." Subject: Re: RS:RE:Angelhrt's online class! Nah, I don't think you can learn class like Angelhrt's...you gotta be born with it! Laura A. a.k.a. POSTE PONE Chino Hills, CA "Queen of the Procrastinators" That which we persist in doing becomes easier, not that the nature of the task has changed, but that our ability to do it has increased. Ralph Waldo Emerson - -----Original Message----- From: Diana Stagg To: Jhoyt1012 ; rubberstampers@crafts.dm.net Date: Saturday, March 28, 1998 8:12 PM Subject: Re: RS:RE:Angelhrt's online class! >Oh Bummer - I jumped to open this post fast- thinking that Angelhrt was >going to teach us all to be classie, on line. I thought that with all of the >c#*$% that often goes on she was thinking we needed some lessons in that >area and I was going to sign up. Oh well Diana > > > > >This message was from "Diana Stagg" >-- >The rubberstampers mailing list is proudly sponsored by the Dueling Modems >Arts & Crafts Forum. Point your web browser at http://crafts.dm.net/ - - ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 28 Mar 1998 21:27:35 -0800 (PST) From: jmorrison@nm-us.campus.mci.net (Jody Morrison) Subject: Re: RS: Tan:What Cats Think I was spared the sight of the consumption, but Mocho, my big male cat, spent 36 hours in front of a cabinet. Finally, I guess, he caught the mouse. All I know is that I found him asleep, on the living room floor at 4am with his paw over the dead mousie..... I gently removed it from his grasp and chucked it into the trash. Mocho was so tired, he didn't even know. Hugs, Jody >One of mine had this particular thought tonight, >"HMMM this mouse is tasty, and I'm so glad I brought it inside to eat >instead of leaving it in the driveway for tomorrow's lunch. What fun I >had running through the house trying to keep this tastey morsell away >from the others! My human is so lucky that she got to see me consume >the hind legs and tail and learn the proper way to eat a mouse. MAybe >now she'll have some of the driveway left overs for herself instead of >kicking over the banking and down into the bushes where they get lost." > >Yes my sweet little guy, who cuddles with me every morning slurpped up a >live mouse right infront of my eyes! :-<> Blech! I have politely >requested that he consume his "fast food" snacks outside from now on! > > >-- >Glittergirl aka Julie Carleton > >Any speling mistakes are the responsibility of >my cats and should reflect not on my inteligence. > >http://w3.ime.net/~jcarl/contips.htm -RS convention tips >This message was from Julie Carleton >-- >The rubberstampers mailing list is proudly sponsored by the Dueling Modems >Arts & Crafts Forum. Point your web browser at http://crafts.dm.net/ . This message was from jmorrison@nm-us.campus.mci.net (Jody Morrison) - -- The rubberstampers mailing list is proudly sponsored by the Dueling Modems Arts & Crafts Forum. Point your web browser at http://crafts.dm.net/ . - - ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 28 Mar 1998 21:36:34 -0700 From: rubberjunkie@juno.com (Tracy L Rivera) Subject: RS: Humor: MANAGED FRIENDSHIP > MANAGED FRIENDSHIP > > Welcome to Managed Friendship, a whole new way of thinking about > friends and relationships! The Managed Friendship Plan (MFP) > combines all the advantages of a traditional friendship network, > with important cost-saving features. > > Q: How Does It Work? > > A: Under the Plan, you choose your friends from a network of > pre-screened accredited Friendship Providers (FPs). All your > friendship needs are met by members of your Managed Friendship Staff. > > Q: What's Wrong with my Current Friends? > > A: If you're like most people, you are receiving friendship services > from a network of friendship providers haphazardly. Patched together > from your old neighborhoods, jobs, and schools. The result is often > costly duplication, inefficiency, and conflict. Many of your > current friends may not meet national standards, responding to your > needs with inappropriate, outmoded, or even experimental acts of > friendship. Under Managed Friendship, your friendship needs are > coordinated by your designated Best Friend, who will ensure the > quality and goodness of fit of all your friendly relationships. > > Q: How Do I Know That the Plan's Panel of Friends Is Not Made Up of > a Bunch of Losers Who Can't Make Friends on Their Own? > > A: Many of today's most dedicated and highly trained Friendship > Providers are as concerned as we are about delivering Quality > Friendship in a cost-effective manner. They have joined our network > because they want to focus on acting like a friend rather than doing > the paperwork and paying the high bad-friendship premiums that have > caused the cost of traditional friendship to skyrocket. Our > Friendship Providers have met our rigorous standards of > companionship and loyalty. > > Q: What If I Need a Special Friend, Say, for Poker or Fishing? > > A: Special Friends are responsible for most of the unnecessary and > expensive activities that burden already costly relationships. Under > the Managed Friendship Plan, your Best Friend is qualified to > pre-approve your referral to a Special Friend within the Managed > Friendship Network should your needs fall outside of the scope of > his/her friendship. > > Q. Suppose I Want to See Friends Outside the Managed Friendship > Network? > > A. You may make friends outside of the Managed Friendship Network > only in the event of a Friendship Emergency. > > Q: What is a Friendship Emergency? > > A: The Managed Friendship Plan covers your friendship needs 24 hours > a day, 365 days a year, even if you need a friend out of town, after > regular business hours, or when your Best Friend is with someone > else. You might be on a business trip, for instance, and suddenly > find that you feel lonely. In such cases, you may make a New > Friend, and all approved friendly activities will be covered under > the Plan, provided you notify the Managed Friendship Office (or > 24-hour Friendship Hot line) within two business days. > > Q: What Friendly Activities Are Covered Under the Plan? > > A: Friendly Activities that are typically covered include: > > * Agreeing with you > * Appearing sympathetic > * Chewing the fat > * Dropping by > * Feeling your pain > * Gossiping > * Hanging out > * Holding your hand (up to 5 minutes per activity)* > * Joshing > * Kidding around > * Listening to you whine > * Partying > * Passing the time > * Patting your back > * Ribbing > * Sharing a meal > * Shooting the breeze > * Slinging the bull > * Teasing > > *up to 15 minutes under the Premium Gold Friendship Plan > > Q: What Friendly Activities Are Not Covered Under the Plan? > > A: Activities that would not be pre-approved include (but are not > limited to): > > * Bar hopping > * Bending over backwards > * Drinking to excess > * Giving a hoot > * Going the extra mile > * Lending money > * Real empathy > * Sexual favors > * Truly caring > * Using illicit drugs > > Q: How Can I Find Out More About the Managed Friendship Plan? > > A: A simple call is all it takes. If you need a friend, just call > o _____________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com Or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866] ur toll-free number. Or visit our web site. Sign up for the > Managed Friendship Plan and rest easier that all of your > appropriate friendship needs will be met. > > Q: Who Decides What's Appropriate for Me? > > A: We do. Isn't that what friends are for? > *Some people only dream of angels . . . we held one in our arms.* Remembering Jacob, March 8 - 9, 1996 Our angel: http://sids-network.org/jacob.htm _____________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com Or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866] This message was from rubberjunkie@juno.com (Tracy L Rivera) - -- The rubberstampers mailing list is proudly sponsored by the Dueling Modems Arts & Crafts Forum. Point your web browser at http://crafts.dm.net/ . - - ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 29 Mar 1998 01:00:41 EST From: PaperPalet Subject: RS: Mouse House Web Page I've been trying to access this web page but can't find it through any of the search engines. Does anyone have the web address? Thanks In Advance, Clarice =) This message was from PaperPalet - -- The rubberstampers mailing list is proudly sponsored by the Dueling Modems Arts & Crafts Forum. Point your web browser at http://crafts.dm.net/ . - - ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 28 Mar 1998 22:27:56 -0700 From: "Melanie Wortman" Subject: RS: aphorisms (long) > Aphorisms > > 1. I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and > give the wrong answers. > > 2. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. > > 3. The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain, > involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The > hypothalamus controls the "Four F's": > 1. fighting; 2. fleeing; 3.feeding; and 4. mating. > -- Psychology professor in neuropsychology intro course > > 4. What is a committee? > A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary. - -- > Richard Harkness, "The New York Times" > > 5. Slogan of 105.9, the classic rock radio station in Chicago: > "Of all the radio stations in Chicago...we're one of them." > > 6. With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three thousand > miles closer to globular cluster M13 in the constellation Hercules, and > still there are some misfits who continue to insist that there is no such > thing as progress. -- Ransom K. Ferm > > 7. Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. > > 8. Applying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to > pound in the correct screw. > > 9. The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" > The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" > The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" > The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?" > > 10. Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years > and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of > the worst movies in the history of the world. -- Dave Barry > > 11. I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because > I hate plants. -- A. Whitney Brown > > 12. A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely > rearranging their prejudices. -- William James > > 13. Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes > hurtling down the highway. -- Andrew Tannenbaum > > 14. We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that > is in it - and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot > stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again---and that is > well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore. -- Mark Twain > > > 15. There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the > streets? > -- Dick Cavett, mocking the TV-violence debate > > 16. If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an > infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even > considering if there are men on base. -- Dave Barry > > 17. I am sick unto death of obscure English towns that exist seemingly for > the sole accommodation of these so-called limerick writers -- and even > sicker of their residents, all of whom suffer from physical deformities and > spend their time dismembering relatives at fancy dress balls. -- Editor of > the Limerick Times (Limerick, Ireland) > > 18. When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl. > > 19. Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom: No matter how great your triumphs or > how tragic your defeats---approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care > less. > > 20. 668: The Neighbor of the Beast > > 21. Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. > -- Emo Phillips > > 22. Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. > > 23. Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake > when you make it again. > -- F. P. Jones > > 24. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from > the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent > disinclination to do so. > -- Douglas Adams > > 25. As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important > that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. > What's important is that you continue to do so. -- Hunter S. Thompson's > Samoan Attorney > > 26. When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a > woman in the audience stood up and said, "Yes, but is it the God of the > Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?" -- > Quentin Crisp > > 27. Boundary, n. In political geography, an imaginary line between two > nations, separating the imaginary rights of one from the imaginary rights > of another. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary > > 28. I think that all right-thinking people in this country are sick and > tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country > with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! But I'm sick and tired of > being told that I am! -- Monty Python > > 29. May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. > -- George Carlin > > 30. Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma. > > 31. Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent > revolution inevitable. -- John F. Kennedy > > 32. Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which > I disapprove. -- Ashleigh Brilliant > > 33. My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. > -- Ashleigh Brilliant > > 34. Her kisses left something to be desired -- the rest of her. > > 35. Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. > > 36. Always try to do things in chronological order; it's less confusing > that way. > > 37. Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think > Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? > 1. Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. > 2. Advising the President. > 3. Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin. > --David Letterman > > 38. Once at a social gathering, Gladstone said to Disraeli, "I predict, > Sir, that you will die either by hanging or of some vile disease". > Disraeli replied, "That all depends, sir, upon whether I embrace your > principles or your mistress." > > 39. For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but > phone calls taper off. -- Johnny Carson > > 40. I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless > we lose game five. -- Charles Barkley > > 41. My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but > then I realized that I had no character. -- Charles Barkley, on hearing > Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of figure skating" > > 42. The most important thing in the programming language is the name. > A language will not succeed without a good name. I have recently invented a > very good name and now I am looking for a suitable language. -- D. E. > Knuth, 1967 > > 43. A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you > least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your > unit. -- In the August 1993 issue, page 9, of PS magazine, the Army's > magazine of preventive maintenance > > 44. An Animated Cartoon Theology: > 1. People are animals. > 2. The body is mortal and subject to incredible pain. > 3. Life is antagonistic to the living. > 4. The flesh can be sawed, crushed, frozen, stretched, burned, bombed, and > plucked for music. > 5. The dumb are abused by the smart and the smart destroyed by their own > cunning. > 6. The small are tortured by the large and the large destroyed by their own > momentum. > 7. We are able to walk on air, but only as long as our illusion supports us. > -- E. L. Doctorow "The Book of Daniel" > > 45. Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. > But I repeat myself. -- Mark Twain > > 46. Calvin: People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they > don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. > Hobbes: Isn't your pant's zipper supposed to be in the front? > > 47. On one occasion a student burst into his office. "Professor Stigler, I > don't believe I deserve this F you've given me." > To which Stigler replied, "I agree, but unfortunately it is the lowest > grade the University will allow me to award." > > 48. The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) > number of legs. -- E. Grebenik > > 49. Old Yiddish proverb: "If triangles had a God, He'd have three sides." > > 50. Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it starts > avoiding you. -- Old Farmer's Almanac > > 51. > G: "If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?" > EB: "Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and > scatter oneself over a wide area." > -- Somewhere in No Man's Land, BA4 > > 52. The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled. -- > Plutarch > > 53. Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" > Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." > -- Charlie Brown > > 54. The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad. > -- Salvador Dali > > 55. What a distressing contrast there is between the radiant intelligence > of the child and the feeble mentality of the average adult. -- Sigmund Freud > > 56. I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but > they've always worked for me. -- Hunter S. Thompson > > 57. Sacred cows make the best hamburger. -- Mark Twain > > 58. 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Point your web browser at http://crafts.dm.net/ . - - ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 28 Mar 1998 22:06:39 PST From: "Francine Ferrara" Subject: Re: RS: tattoos ><< Just think of tattoos as permanent stamp. I am actually looking to get my second tattoo. I am interested in a celtic design for my arm. I have begun looking at celtic stamps for inspiration...does anyone have any suggestions? TIA Francine fferr@hotmail.com ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com This message was from "Francine Ferrara" - -- The rubberstampers mailing list is proudly sponsored by the Dueling Modems Arts & Crafts Forum. Point your web browser at http://crafts.dm.net/ . - - ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 28 Mar 1998 23:07:12 -0600 From: "Barbara" Subject: Re: RS:RE:Angelhrt's online class! Well if anyone could teach this list to be classy it would be Angelhrt! Barbara Zachrel - barbara@kans.com Creative Images - http://www.kans.com/~stamps 1112 Neosho Burlington KS 66839 (316) 364-8744 - -----Original Message----- From: Diana Stagg To: Jhoyt1012 ; rubberstampers@crafts.dm.net Date: Saturday, March 28, 1998 10:10 PM Subject: Re: RS:RE:Angelhrt's online class! >Oh Bummer - I jumped to open this post fast- thinking that Angelhrt was >going to teach us all to be classie, on line. I thought that with all of the >c#*$% that often goes on she was thinking we needed some lessons in that >area and I was going to sign up. Oh well Diana > > > > >This message was from "Diana Stagg" >-- >The rubberstampers mailing list is proudly sponsored by the Dueling Modems >Arts & Crafts Forum. Point your web browser at http://crafts.dm.net/ . > This message was from "Barbara" - -- The rubberstampers mailing list is proudly sponsored by the Dueling Modems Arts & Crafts Forum. Point your web browser at http://crafts.dm.net/ . - - ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 29 Mar 1998 00:17:22 -0600 From: "Barbara" Subject: RS: Re: Mouse House Web Page It is http://www.house-mouse.com/html/ Barbara Zachrel - barbara@kans.com Creative Images - http://www.kans.com/~stamps 1112 Neosho Burlington KS 66839 (316) 364-8744 - -----Original Message----- From: PaperPalet To: rubberstampers@crafts.dm.net Date: Sunday, March 29, 1998 12:15 AM Subject: RS: Mouse House Web Page >I've been trying to access this web page but can't find it through any of the >search engines. Does anyone have the web address? > >Thanks In Advance, > >Clarice =) >This message was from PaperPalet >-- >The rubberstampers mailing list is proudly sponsored by the Dueling Modems >Arts & Crafts Forum. Point your web browser at http://crafts.dm.net/ . > This message was from "Barbara" - -- The rubberstampers mailing list is proudly sponsored by the Dueling Modems Arts & Crafts Forum. 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