From: rubberstampers-owner@xmission.com (rubberstampers Digest) To: rubberstampers-digest@xmission.com Subject: rubberstampers Digest V2 #2551 Reply-To: rubberstampers@xmission.com Sender: rubberstampers-owner@xmission.com Errors-To: rubberstampers-owner@xmission.com Precedence: rubberstampers Digest Tuesday, August 19 1997 Volume 02 : Number 2551 In this issue: Re: RS: Through the window swap Official. RS: Fw: RubberTown: "The Stuck on Stickers" Swap!!!! - proposed RS: Lori Hecker's SSS...what a Godsend!!!!! RS: TAN: Another Total Waste Of Time! RS: Official DJ Inkers Swap RS: Color-Erasing Markers RS: Official Stained Glass Swap - update RS: RS Treasure Book Class RS: Ann's SSS package came for July and August RS: CALENDAR SWAP NOW CLOSED RS: SHERYL ~ HALOS Sample Arrived RS: Re: Re: LYNN !STAR BOOKS (LONG) RS: ABOUT ME (Long) RS:TAN: what's it worth (joke) RS: Official Christmas Recipe Book Swap - update RS:HUMOR-PG RS: MERLENE ~ Order Recd RS:HUMOR-PG-13 See the end of the digest for information on subscribing to the rubberstampers or rubberstampers-digest mailing lists and on how to retrieve back issues. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Wed, 20 Aug 1997 08:24:58 -0700 From: mandy welch Subject: Re: RS: Through the window swap Official. mandy welch wrote: Name of swap Through The Window Details Stamp a view from a window ,this could be either an outside scene or an inside one depending on where your standing at the time ! 5 for five. Hosted by Mandy Welch aka Mellowyellow@dial.pipex.com E-mail Above or ql76@dial.pipex.com Mailing info SAL AND $2 towards postage (please do not send stamps I can't use them in the UK) Due date AUGUST 30th Status OPEN Sign ups Holly Mabutas Becky Dawson Tracey Carr Lynne Legge *Received* Debra Wunderly *Received* Mandy JaniceL767@aol.com Ginny-Crzy2stmp@aol.com *Received* Kim Kline Rosie Claeys Stacy-Twoz it@aol.com *in the mail* Lorri-Littleg547@aol.com *in the mail* Linda Strawn Jhone Messinger-Dickson Glenyce Mork Darlene Ave-Lallemant Carole Mork *Received* Karen Glover Jessica Lingam *Received* Merlene Kimberlee Dick Send cards to Mandy Welch 91 Holt Road Fakenham Norfolk, NR21 8DZ, ENGLAND . This message was from mandy welch - -- The rubberstampers mailing list is proudly sponsored by the Dueling Modems Arts & Crafts Forum. Point your web browser at http://crafts.dm.net/ . ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Aug 1997 12:19:50 -0700 From: "Kimberlee Dick" Subject: RS: Fw: RubberTown: "The Stuck on Stickers" Swap!!!! - proposed This is a multi-part message in MIME format. - ------=_NextPart_000_01BCAC9A.30F90B20 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Hi everyone! I am reposting this swap. Please join in the fun! I need = some more entries in order to make it official. I got lots of replies = about what a good idea is it, but not too many entries. FYI This swap is = for individual stickers rather that sheets of stickers. I thought that = if everyone makes individual stickers they can put lots of time in = decorating them and making them extra special!=20 May you be happy and healthy! Kimberlee Dick "The Hockey Widow" kdick@mail.netshop.net "Willy, Nilly, Silly ole Bear!" ---- From: Kimberlee Dick To: rubberstampers@crafts.dm.net Cc: Rubbertown Date: Thursday, August 14, 1997 7:30 PM Subject: RubberTown: "The Stuck on Stickers" Swap!!!! - proposed SWAP: "Stuck On Stickers" HOST: Kimberlee - kdick@mail.netshop.net ITEMS: 6 for 5 or 11 for 10 (if there are enough swappers, I will let = you know) DETAILS: images stamped on some sort of sticker paper (glossy, = holographic, colored, etc.) and decorated (with items like embossing, foils, glitter, water colors, etc). Any size stamp may be used as long as the stickers = are decorated in some way. You do not have to put your name on them, I will send a credit sheet along with the swapped stickers. Have fun!!!!! MAILING INFO: SASE (The US envelopes will be mailed from the States so a = US stamp is great!) POSTMARK: September 15th REPLY: Please confirm your entrance into this swap no later than = September 1 (this way I can let everyone know how many are in the swap) SNAIL INFO: 2205 Fleetwood Avenue, Kamloops, BC V2B 4S6 Canada May you be happy and healthy! Kimberlee Dick "The Hockey Widow" kdick@mail.netshop.net "Willy, Nilly, Silly ole Bear!" - ------=_NextPart_000_01BCAC9A.30F90B20 Content-Type: text/html; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable

Hi everyone! I am reposting this swap. Please join in the fun! I need = some=20 more entries in order to make it official. I got lots of replies about = what a=20 good idea is it, but not too many entries. FYI This swap is for = individual=20 stickers rather that sheets of stickers. I thought that if everyone = makes=20 individual stickers they can put lots of time in decorating them and = making them=20 extra special!

May you be happy and healthy!
Kimberlee Dick
 
"The Hockey Widow"
kdick@mail.netshop.net
 
"Willy, Nilly, Silly ole Bear!"

----
From: Kimberlee Dick <kdick@mail.netshop.net>
To: rubberstampers@crafts.dm.net
Cc: Rubbertown <rubbertown@xmission.com>
Date: Thursday, August 14, 1997 7:30 PM
Subject: RubberTown: "The Stuck on Stickers" Swap!!!! - = proposed

SWAP: "Stuck On Stickers"
HOST: Kimberlee - kdick@mail.netshop.net
ITEMS: 6 for 5 or 11 for 10 (if there are enough swappers, I will let = you
know)
DETAILS: images stamped on some sort of sticker paper (glossy, = holographic,
colored, etc.) and decorated (with items like embossing, foils, = glitter,
water colors, etc). Any size stamp may be used as long as the stickers = are
decorated in some way. You do not have to put your name on them, I = will
send a credit sheet along with the swapped stickers. Have fun!!!!!
MAILING INFO: SASE (The US envelopes will be mailed from the States so a = US
stamp is great!)
POSTMARK: September 15th
REPLY: Please confirm your entrance into this swap no later than = September
1 (this way I can let everyone know how many are in the swap)
SNAIL INFO: 2205 Fleetwood Avenue, Kamloops, BC V2B 4S6 Canada

May you be happy and healthy!
Kimberlee Dick

"The Hockey Widow"
kdick@mail.netshop.net

"Willy, Nilly, Silly ole Bear!"



 - ------=_NextPart_000_01BCAC9A.30F90B20-- This message was from "Kimberlee Dick" - -- The rubberstampers mailing list is proudly sponsored by the Dueling Modems Arts & Crafts Forum. Point your web browser at http://crafts.dm.net/ . ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Aug 1997 15:56:49 -0400 (EDT) From: RBRNUT@aol.com Subject: RS: Lori Hecker's SSS...what a Godsend!!!!! My dear SSS, You can not imagine what a great surprise your package was.....I had actually come home from work early because I was SO UPSET and could not stop crying....long story. My first smile today when I opened this great package and found so many wonderful goodies!!! Lots and lots of gorgeous wall paper pieces...so pretty and I can not wait to use them. The sweetest little bulldog for Zach....HE LOVES IT! A packet of magnolia fragrance that permeated the whole package! A cross stitch ornament kit.....this will be great on my bell pull this Christmas..I have one that I put new ornaments on every year. Three ribbon embroidery spools....I have been eyeing these! A bottle of clear embossing powder...I can sure use that! Silver beaded earrings for my daughter....And a stone pendant...You are too sweet to think of her! A beautiful pressed flower book mark!( I just bought Lauren a good flower press yesterday so we can do something like this! A paper box to decorate.. Three sheets of stickers.....I love them.! And to top it off a beautifully done card with a crossstitching bunny on the front, cleverly x'd around with a gold pen , wallpaper backgroung and mulberry paper behind the cute gold embossed bunny. Thank you SSS...you have made my day and brightened what has been a very hard day for me. I am really looking forward to the next SIX months with you....you are an angel!Lori This message was from RBRNUT@aol.com - -- The rubberstampers mailing list is proudly sponsored by the Dueling Modems Arts & Crafts Forum. Point your web browser at http://crafts.dm.net/ . ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Aug 1997 15:00:43 -0400 From: Appalachian Art Stamps/Imagick Rubber Stamps Subject: RS: TAN: Another Total Waste Of Time! What, you have so much spare time on your hands that you're actually reading this note? Well, go check this one then! You'll never think of cows the same again! wendystamp This message was from Appalachian Art Stamps/Imagick Rubber Stamps - -- The rubberstampers mailing list is proudly sponsored by the Dueling Modems Arts & Crafts Forum. Point your web browser at http://crafts.dm.net/ . ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Aug 1997 15:42:07 -0400 From: Freckles Subject: RS: Official DJ Inkers Swap NAME OF SWAP: DJ Inkers Swap HOSTED BY: Denise Svehla ITEMS: 5/5, any items, use DJ Inkers images in your work MAILING INFO: SAML, equivalent postage POSTMARKED BY: August 25th PLAYERS SO FAR? Chelle DengeorStamper Denise (QVC4Me) Jimi Kathy Kim Johnson Kim Jungman Lisa (SGTPengi) Lisa S. Lori C. Lori O. Stampie Me and YOU??? This message was from Freckles - -- The rubberstampers mailing list is proudly sponsored by the Dueling Modems Arts & Crafts Forum. Point your web browser at http://crafts.dm.net/ . ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Aug 1997 15:37:14 -0700 From: Kate Hill Subject: RS: Color-Erasing Markers Does anyone know where to get markers that you write over something colored with markers and it "erases" the marker? I have the Crayola ones that change the colors (i.e. write over the turquoise with a special marker and it turns yellow). I want the ones that "erase" the color. For example if you color blue with a regular water-based marker on a piece of white paper and then use this special marker and color over a portion of the blue, the part you colored on turns white. I'd like to get a bunch of these for my stamping friends. Thanks! Kate Hill aka Iris This message was from Kate Hill - -- The rubberstampers mailing list is proudly sponsored by the Dueling Modems Arts & Crafts Forum. Point your web browser at http://crafts.dm.net/ . ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Aug 1997 12:08:54 -0800 From: Lynette Walters Subject: RS: Official Stained Glass Swap - update Still room for more to play! NAME OF SWAP: Stained Glass Swap HOSTED BY: Lynette Walters - lynettew@ptialaska.net ITEMS INFO: 5/5 Cards, magnets, whatever you'd like to create! An extra for the hostess is appreciated, but not required! THEME/DETAILS: A stained glass design in some form - be creative! MAILING INFO: Send a self-addressed envy with enough postage to cover what you sent, plus 1 stamp (which will be returned if not needed). Email me for my snail addy. POSTMARKED BY: September 30th PLAYERS SO FAR: Michelle gmaattic@wolfenet.com Linda JO_RIN@prodigy.com Jennifer jhanes@rocketmail.com Shannon sgreen@wf.net Cyndi T (alleycat) rcam81@provide.net Tiffani TIFFCHIU@aol.com Karen kglover@juno.com Lisa janeway@dkeep.com Becca StmpNFaith@aol.com Michelle oakleymc@ohio.net Lorrie LorTravel@aol.com me :) This message was from Lynette Walters - -- The rubberstampers mailing list is proudly sponsored by the Dueling Modems Arts & Crafts Forum. Point your web browser at http://crafts.dm.net/ . ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Aug 1997 15:01:46 -0400 From: ladyug@webtv.net (Lynn Legge) Subject: RS: RS Treasure Book Class THANK YOU to Sheryl for the wonderful treasure book information. You were so wonderful to go through all this work for us. I cant wait to make one of these. thanks again Lynn If my mailbox is full, you can reach me at Ladyug22@webtv.net This message was from ladyug@webtv.net (Lynn Legge) - -- The rubberstampers mailing list is proudly sponsored by the Dueling Modems Arts & Crafts Forum. Point your web browser at http://crafts.dm.net/ . ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Aug 1997 15:01:10 From: Ann or Craig Graham Subject: RS: Ann's SSS package came for July and August Thank you so much for sending this really neat package. It was fun going through and seeing all of the different things. You have a great imagination..:-) Here is the list of what I got for the 2 months together..... 1. A small stamp of Garfield holding a cup of coffee in his bunny slippers. I love this stamp. I have this on a magnet and it says "I don't do mornings".. I love it. 2. There was 12 small garfield cards that she stamped for using as mailing labels.. Thank you fo this. 3. 3 butterflies that have been stamped on black card stock and cut out. What is the EP you used on these? Really pretty and love the feel of the EP. 4. a small roll of corogated(SP) cardboard. I want a crimper so I can make these myself.. I love these. 5. A cow punch..I love cows..:-) 6. A cow keychain...moooooo :-) 7. a pack of 24 blank adhesive-backed sheets of sticker paper from ANM.. I've never used this before, can't wait to try it... 8. a pack of 36 recycled paper bookmarks.. These are pretty.. 9. A pack of Mary Engelbreit Post-It Notes.. Really pretty... 10. 2 stamp pads from ANM..1 is brown, and the other is purple. Also a Little Inkers from HA. It is black.. 11. A really cute book of recycled paper called "Observations" I guess it is for a journal.. 12. A small pack of purple buttons from Lass Creations. 13. A pack of 6 buttons of Flowers in a pot. Really cute. 14. 4 packs of stickers. 2 small of stars, and bears, and 2 large of balloons, and more bears.. 15. A package of about 25 different paper cutouts of hearts, bears, etc. These have a lot of possabilities(sp) of sponging.. 15. A small bear figurine. She is so cute. She is sitting, and all dressed up.. Thank you.. It will go on a shelf by the bed to look at everyday.. 16. A Hot off the Press of New Styles in Stamping book. This is great for all of the newbies out there, or even if you aren't a newbie. It has 13 different techniques. Here is a list of the techniques in the book. 1. Shaker Card 2. Three Folds Card 3. Explosion Card 4. Frame card 5. Window Card 6. Starbooks 7. Bookmark Cards 8. Bagalopes 9. Slider Pop Up cards 10. Color Magic cards 11. Tube Wringer Technique 12. Pop-Ups 13. Slider Cards 17. 2 pair of Friskers, one is the Victorian, and the other is the deckle 18. A cute tin of mice sitting out in the field with toad stools, and butterflies. I love and collect tins, and love this.. ALSO...there was my favorite candy in the tin. It was TasteTation chocolates.. I love these candies, and always keep a bag og then handy in case I don't have other chocolates handy..:-D 19. A Plaids Decorator Kit.. This really came in handy just now too. I just took the border off my bedroom wall, and can use this on it. I can also use it in the kitchen when I get to that wall. It has fruits, and leaves. I was planning to stencil leaves around the bedroom. I am going to rag wash the walls in a ivory over a olive green. Then paint a ivory border around the top. This will be perfect to put the leaves on with after I paint the border..:-) I can't wait.. 20. Last but not least.....A big baggie full of some of the pretties swap cards I could imagine. I loved these cards. They are beautiful... There was also some confetti sprinkled in it too.. 21.. Oh, I almost forgot.. There was also an eyeball in a bag.. Ewwwwwwww..LOL... It says I got my eye on you.. I would give it to my son, but he left last week and went to Michigan to go to school.... SO I guess I will have to keep it for myself.. DARN..and I wanted to give it to him.....:-) Well....that is is for my July/August package. This was really great, and I loved it all... Thank you so much for being a great SS this time. I was really scared to try again after the last SSS, but am really glad I did. You have really gone out of your way to send me emails, and virtual cards to let me know you haven't forgotten me.. NOT to mention the phone calls. Those were really great also. It gave me a chance to get to know you better..:-) Oh, I forgtot, where did you get that pretty flower tissue paper that was in the bottom of the box?/ Well, I have to get off, a storm is coming up and it is thundering. If I lost the computer, I would be lost too... Hugs and love, and a BIG thank you Sunshine..:-) Love, Ann This message was from Ann or Craig Graham - -- The rubberstampers mailing list is proudly sponsored by the Dueling Modems Arts & Crafts Forum. Point your web browser at http://crafts.dm.net/ . ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Aug 1997 12:55:54 -0700 From: carrubba Subject: RS: CALENDAR SWAP NOW CLOSED This swap is now closed!!!!! Thank you everyone. There will be 5 calendars in all. I am not hosting this swap. It is hosted by RubberZombee aka Frankie who does not have e-mail at this time and is therefore using mine. She will respond to those of you that have sent questions probably within a couple of days. Please check the list at the end of this post for you month. SWAP: Calendar Swap for '98 HOSTESS: RubberZombee DETAILS: 13 (8.5"x11" - landscape format) original handstamped pages (no Xerox copies will be accepted) cardstock of your assigned month. Please list 3 different months of your choice in order of preference and I will let you know which month you have. This will be assigned on a first come, first served basis. If I have more than 12 players I will make groups of 12 players. I will stamp the covers, add the days of the month pages, assemble and comb bind along the 11" edge (this will be the bottom edge of your stamped page.) You won't need to leave an edge for binding unless you plan to write in this area. Please include stamp credits, any techniques and your name. MAILING INFO: SAML + $5.00 for binding and shipping. (Allyson brought this to my attention after having participated last year and suggested that you may want to "insure" or "return receipt request" on your package as hers way lost in the mail.) SIGN UP BY: CLOSED POSTMARK BY: November 1 - "New Date" PLAYERS: Daybreak - October Rubber Bisquit - October Boomer - January Lisa Sarpolis - February Allyson Reed - March LindaLoo - April Pamela Lunsford - May Lisa Satpenai - June Karen Barnes - August Pamella Chatfield - September Lori Nelson - October Angelmoose - December Tonia - January Ginny Newman - March Jessica Edwards - April Eva Joy - May Q of E - June Rhonda Rodriguez - July Debbie Malone - August Bonnie Hoffman - October Betty Lu Dustin - December Pam Black - January Deborah Frank - March Glenyce Mork - April June Kozier - June Trudi Taylor - August Kristin Tilley - September Nan Robkin - October Debra Nielsen - December Lisa Mallette - May Michelle Lim - February Cissy (StampnMom) - January Melissa Boehme - February Sheryl (Postoids) - March Karen Glover - May Allison Priputin - August Maren Harki - November Val Kildaw - Febuary Ann Graham - November Bonnie Gard - December Janet Delwiche - September & July Ann-onymous - April Zonia Ziada - June Kaye Lynne - November Sue Bentley - July Tammy - July Teresa O Durn - November Ellen Gengler - September Inkypaws - January Sharyl Beard - April Mel - June Sheila - August Smudges - September Rubberjunkie - December TigerLily - February Mel - March Darlene Ave-Lallemant - May Kandee - November Kimberlee Dick - July Thanks for playing & have a great night! RubberZombee - -- Bye for now Daybreak(Debbie) This message was from carrubba - -- The rubberstampers mailing list is proudly sponsored by the Dueling Modems Arts & Crafts Forum. Point your web browser at http://crafts.dm.net/ . ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Aug 1997 13:22:01 -0700 From: KatsPurr Subject: RS: SHERYL ~ HALOS Sample Arrived Sheryl ~ Got my sample today. I just love the "Gibson Girl" -- what a great stamp! At this point, I really can't see any reason *not* to switch over to HALOS w/acrylic mounts! ;^D I'll be checking out your and Evo's web sites. Thanx!! KAT ^ ^ -- -- = v = `~u~` KatsPurr (a 'play' on the name Casper, cuz I am both cat- & Spirit-minded) This message was from KatsPurr - -- The rubberstampers mailing list is proudly sponsored by the Dueling Modems Arts & Crafts Forum. Point your web browser at http://crafts.dm.net/ . ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Aug 1997 15:57:06 -0400 From: "anno" Subject: RS: Re: Re: LYNN !STAR BOOKS (LONG) > You need to have six three and a half squares of paper. these are > folded to make a smaller folded square. ( you fold each square in half or 4, or 5, or whatever.. and long as it's square, any size will do.. there's instructions somewhere.. (here.. I found it.. http://www.firstascent.com/popup/starbook2.html ) to make them out of one piece of paper.. which is kind of neat, way less trouble (I can't glue worth a darn!) too.. you can do a real cute little tiny one that'll do a star outta a 2x10 strip of paper.. so's you can get a nice batch of 4 outta a single 8.5x11! way neat.. way cool! anno This message was from "anno" - -- The rubberstampers mailing list is proudly sponsored by the Dueling Modems Arts & Crafts Forum. Point your web browser at http://crafts.dm.net/ . ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Aug 1997 12:49:53 -0700 From: Frederick Kinoshita Subject: RS: ABOUT ME (Long) Name Heather Kinoshita Nickname(s) (& how I got it-them) really have never had one My e-mail addy is kinoshita@gorge.net I come from (state or country) California I now live in (state or country) Hood River, Oregon My birthday is (year optional): 6/22/73 T-shirt size: M-L My favorite color(s): forest green, maroon, navy blue My favorite food(s): Crab, Ice cream, chocholate (I think I'm addicted) My favorite holiday: Christmas Holidays I do NOT celebrate: I celebrate just about anything I can think of. My other hobbies include: art, cross stiching, sleeping Other members of my family: my cute husband Rick About my pets (and/or farm animals!) or a pet I used to have, or one I wish I had. We have a ferret, a dog, and a newly adopted cat My occupation is: checker at a grocery store, Help out my husband on our orchard(slave) I collect stamps/images of: flower, trees, greating card stuff, and just about anything that catches my eye! ;) My latest and greatest stamping discovery was: embossing Choose the number which most reflects you in the following choices. Example: My life is: boring totally insane 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 (8) 9 10 You can add a line or two of explaination if necessary to your answers below! My stamping style is: cute weird 1 2 3 (4) 5 6 7 8 9 10 I prefer stamps: mounted unmounted 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 (10) At last count, I had this many stamps: too many according to my DH three billions and billions 1 2 3 (4) 5 6 7 8 9 10 In rubberstamping experience I: just discovered it invented it 1 2 (3) 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 In anything I may be sent by anyone, I'd prefer to get: handmade things stamping supplies 1 2 3 4 (5) 6 7 8 9 10 Some of my favoirite RS manufacturer/vendors are: Art Impressions, AZ stamps too, Too much fun, and many more My favorite stamping technique is: stamping on vellum I really don't like these kinds/styles of stamps/stamping: working on my layering I first discovered rubber stamping: when I was about 12, but it took my SIL (Rannie Jo) to really get me hooked. Delete any of the following statements which are not true for you. Add any others I've forgotten which ARE true for you. Change the wording of any of these to make them more true for you. Keep each answer separated by a blank line for easier reading. I emboss my stamping sometimes. I like to buy mass quantities of unusual paper. I like to buy embossing powders and inks. I buy too many stamps. I love word sayings and text stamps. When people see my cards they say "Wow! That's beautiful!" When people see my cards they sometimes, or usually, (pick one) say "This is so funny! When people see my cards they say "Whoa! How did you DO that??" I can find my own way to the stamp store. Most of the time. I have never participated in a swap before. Continue the story time: (you might want to put your fill-in-the-blank info in quotation marks or parens so we can tell which is the form, and which is you speaking! The other day I was fixing to "work in the orchard" when I discovered "I had money in my purse I'd forgotten about" and decided to change my plans. In fact, this discovery was so "great" I jumped in the "car" and headed for the stamp store. As I walked in the door, the owner said "Wow, We've missed you!" Nonetheless, I went ahead and picked out "a pile of stamps" and marched right up to the cash register, where I proceeded to "run back for more because I'd forgotten the perfect stamp to finish my project". On the way home to my "house", I stopped off at "Costco" and did my usual "amount of buying neat-o things I really don't need". Which only goes to prove "I should have left those darn credit cards at home", reflecting my life's philosophy of "spend now and worry about the bill later, a great stamp only comes around so often!". This message was from Frederick Kinoshita - -- The rubberstampers mailing list is proudly sponsored by the Dueling Modems Arts & Crafts Forum. Point your web browser at http://crafts.dm.net/ . ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Aug 1997 13:34:34 -0700 From: Michele Subject: RS:TAN: what's it worth (joke) At 12:53 PM 8/19/97 -0700, you wrote: >> A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his >> father >> for >> help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and >> reality?" >> >> His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll display it to >> you. >> Go ask your mother >> if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go >> ask >> your sister if >> she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back >> and >> tell me what you've >> learned." >> >> The kid is puzzled, but he decides to see if he can figure out what >> his >> father means. He >> asks his mother, "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would >> you >> sleep with Robert >> Redford?" His mother looks around slyly, and then with a little smile >> on >> her face says, >> "Don't tell your father, but yes, I would." >> >> Then he goes to his sisters room and asks her, "Sis, if someone gave >> you a >> million dollars, >> would you sleep with Brad Pitt. >> >> His sister looks up and says, "Omigod! Definitely!" >> >> The kid goes back to his father and says, "Dad, I think I've figured >> it >> out. >> >> Potentially, we are sitting on two millions bucks, but in reality, we >> are >> living with two whores." >> 0000,0000,ffff><<><<><<><<><<><<><<><<><<><<><<><<><<><<><<><<><<><<><<><< 0000,0000,8080 Monarch Stamper 0000,0000,8080 _ \/ _ * Michele* (_)/\(_) (_)\/(_) ladiblue@gte.net formerly butterfly16@earthlink.net http://www.angelfire.com/wa/LadyBlue/index.html ffff,0000,0000ICQ#111776 0000,0000,ffff~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ 0000,8080,0000Our lives are better left to chance. I could have missed the pain, but I'd have had to miss the dance. Garth Brooks 0000,0000,ffff><<><<><<><<><<><<><<><<><<><<><<><<><<><<><<><<><<><<><<><< This message was from Michele - -- The rubberstampers mailing list is proudly sponsored by the Dueling Modems Arts & Crafts Forum. Point your web browser at http://crafts.dm.net/ . ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Aug 1997 12:16:47 -0800 From: Lynette Walters Subject: RS: Official Christmas Recipe Book Swap - update Okay - we have quite a few players (50 so far), but would love lots more!! NAME OF SWAP: Christmas Recipe Book Swap HOSTED BY: Lynette Walters - lynettew@ptialaska.net ITEMS/THEME INFO: Recipe pages - enough for each participant (total to be posted at a later date). Recipes should be done on an 8 1/2 x 11" sheet of paper, with sufficient room at the top and sides in case people would like to attach the pages or put in a 3 ring binder. Some type of rubberstamp design on the page, simple or elaborate - it's up to you! It has been suggested that we use categories, so if you'd like to submit more than one recipe and they are not in the same category (i.e. cookies, cakes, desserts, main dishes, salads, etc.) it would be nice if you did up pages for each. Please feel free to submit as many recipes as you'd like! And if you would like to put some notes about the recipe, like why it is a family favorite, or one handed down thru your family, please do! And please, please, include your name and email addy on the page somewhere - in case there is a question about your recipe. If there are specific altitude directions, fat-free alternatives, etc. please list those too! And if you have any other suggestions, I would love to hear them! SIGNUP DEADLINE: September 1ST POSTMARKED BY: October 20TH MAILING INFO: Please include $3 for a priority mailer - these would be the least likely to damage the pages, plus get to all of you sooner! Email me for my snail addy. PLAYERS SO FAR: CoopeRubber coopers@ix.netcom.com Jennifer Hanes dhanes@jymis.com Diana Gehrt dsg6@juno.com Martha Jackson marthaj@concentric.net Mel Mommyof03@aol.com Boomer guggag@means.net Stephanie stephaniemanifold@juno.com BoonieStamper (Kim) kjstmper@ite.net Pat D. 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Point your web browser at http://crafts.dm.net/ . ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Aug 1997 15:20:11 -0500 From: Michelle Mohr Subject: RS:HUMOR-PG >>A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son >>playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train >>stop, and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want to get off, get >>the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all you sons of bitches >>who are returning and want to get on, get your asses on the train now, cause >>we're going down the tracks!" >> >> The mother went into the living room and told her son, "We don't use that >>kind of language in this house. Now go to your room and stay there for TWO >>HOURS. When you come out, you may go back and play with your train, but only >>if you use nice language." >> >> Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with >>his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All >>passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of >>your >>belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip >>>>was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." >> >> She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask >>you to stow all of your luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no >>smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey >>with us today." >> >> Then, the child added, "And for those of you who are pissed off about the >> TWO HOUR delay, see the bitch in the kitchen." This message was from Michelle Mohr - -- The rubberstampers mailing list is proudly sponsored by the Dueling Modems Arts & Crafts Forum. Point your web browser at http://crafts.dm.net/ . ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Aug 1997 13:17:21 -0700 From: KatsPurr Subject: RS: MERLENE ~ Order Recd Hey Merlene! Great news -- my Stampendous stamps arrived today -- took exactly two weeks to get here from Canada. They are just darling stamps! Your business card is very beautiful, I like it alot. And I like how ya stamped the hummingbird in flight -- w/blk ink and green EP. Thanx again for these stamps. All's well now!! (cuz the stamps arrived) ;^D KAT ^ ^ -- -- = v = `~u~` KatsPurr (a 'play' on the name Casper, cuz I am both cat- & Spirit-minded) This message was from KatsPurr - -- The rubberstampers mailing list is proudly sponsored by the Dueling Modems Arts & Crafts Forum. Point your web browser at http://crafts.dm.net/ . ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 19 Aug 1997 15:17:56 -0500 From: Michelle Mohr Subject: RS:HUMOR-PG-13 >A young fellow walks into a talent agent's office and says he wants to >>break into show-biz, so the agent says "Okay kid, show me what you >>do." The kid tells some jokes, does a little soft shoe, sings a >>bit, does an acrobatic act with an ottoman, and is good enough to >>impress the agent. >> >>"Great kid! Just great!," says the agent "I can do things for ya! >>I think I can get you a show on T.V." (This was the early >>sixties.) "By the way, what's your name?" >> >>The young man, proud and excited, exclaims "Penis Van Lesbian." >> >>"'Scuse me?," questions the agent. >> >>"My name is Penis Van Lesbian" again replies the young man. >> >>"Hey I'm sorry kid, you're gonna have to change your name, nobody >>is gonna hire you with a name like Penis Van Lesbian." >>Well the young man is crestfallen but steadfastly refuses to >>change his name, so he leaves to find another agent. >> >>A few months later he returns to the same agent. "Hey kid! Good >>to see ya again!" says the agent, "Are ya still looking for work? >>Have ya changed your name?" >> >>With his head hanging low the young man replies "Yes. Every agent >>in town turned me down because of my name, Penis Van Lesbian. So >>I've changed it". >> >>"Great kid, great! What's your new name?" >> >>"Dick Van Dyke." This message was from Michelle Mohr - -- The rubberstampers mailing list is proudly sponsored by the Dueling Modems Arts & Crafts Forum. Point your web browser at http://crafts.dm.net/ . ------------------------------ End of rubberstampers Digest V2 #2551 ************************************* To subscribe to rubberstampers Digest, send the command: subscribe rubberstampers-digest in the body of a message to "majordomo@xmission.com". 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