From: rubberstampers-owner@xmission.com To: rubberstampers-digest@xmission.com Subject: rubberstampers Digest V2 #517 Reply-To: rubberstampers@xmission.com Errors-To: rubberstampers-owner@xmission.com Precedence: rubberstampers Digest Sunday, 2 March 1997 Volume 02 : Number 517 In this issue: TO: Jancie Rollin only Kandee Please RS: COMM: Orders going out to Hero Arts and PSX RS: Cork Swap Proposal Swap TEST Re: LYTB DIES, DIES, DIES, Re: RS New SNAIL keeper Re: Comm: iam doing that thingy again// TAN-JOkESubj: Fwd: HUM: The First Human Clone (***) [PUN WARNING] TO: KATHIE GILLASPEY ONLY Re: RS Great service from a vendor! PAIGE MOON ONLY Re: Melissa, you have us all wrong!! I bought a brayer!!!!!!! RS:TAN:Contra dancing RS Who sells Stamptastic, Too? Puppy name Re: Puppy name Re: Feathers, VSN 2x Re: Happy Birthday Phrases RE: THANK YOU - LIST Re: Butt Heads] See the end of the digest for information on subscribing to the rubberstampers or rubberstampers-digest mailing lists and on how to retrieve back issues. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Stampo Viva Las Vegastamps!" Date: Thu, 27 Feb 97 03:04:49 UT Subject: TO: Jancie Rollin only Janice, I don't have your e-mail address so would appreciate your e-mailing me regarding your Moving Sale order. Thanks. stampo ------------------------------ From: "Your Secret Stamper" Date: Sun, 2 Mar 1997 19:44:08 -0800 (PST) Subject: Kandee Please Hi Sweety, It's me your S.S. I was having problems with my E-Mail last week. So I'm not sure if you recieved a package I sent out to you recently. You should have recived 3 from me so far. If you posted acknowlegement to the list would you please repost or send a copy to this address: tippietoes@hotmail.com Thanks Luv Your S.S. Tippietoes P.S. March is here and I'm planning for your next one already. - --------------------------------------------------------- Get Your *Web-Based* Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com - --------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------ From: rubberchickenlady@juno.com (Betsy McLoughlin) Date: Sun, 02 Mar 1997 22:47:46 EST Subject: RS: COMM: Orders going out to Hero Arts and PSX Anyone need anything? Let me know if I can help. cluck cluck Betsy, The Rubber Chicken Lady rubberchickenlady@juno.com Stamping Each Day Keeps the Doctor Away!!! 9200 Frostburg Way, Gaithersburg, MD 20879-1452 ------------------------------ From: lclemmons@juno.com (Lori A Clemmons) Date: Thu, 27 Feb 1997 12:35:53 EST Subject: RS: Cork Swap Proposal All this talk about stamping on cork, I've gotten motivated to start playing around with it again. I'd love to see how other people use it. How about a swap? Due first week of May. 5 for 5. Anybody interested? ------------------------------ From: Stmpngrma@aol.com Date: Tue, 25 Feb 1997 14:30:42 -0500 (EST) Subject: Swap Swap idea: 'Sweet Impressions' stamps, emphasis on kids images, or whichever. 7 for 6 , multiples okay. Postage either $2.00 or (Priority) $3.00. Due to me date: April 25th Input welcome, real newbie at this!! Jo ------------------------------ From: Dianne Date: Thu, 27 Feb 1997 15:19:36 -0800 (PST) Subject: TEST Just testing to if is my posts are going through. ------------------------------ From: rubberchickenlady@juno.com (Betsy McLoughlin) Date: Sun, 02 Mar 1997 22:47:47 EST Subject: Re: LYTB The Rubber Chicken Lady does! cluck cluck cluck Betsy, The Rubber Chicken Lady rubberchickenlady@juno.com Stamping Each Day Keeps the Doctor Away!!! n Sun, 02 Mar 1997 14:06:56 -0900 MAREN HARKI writes: >Hi! >Do any of the venders on the list sell Love You To Bits stamps? > >Maren > ------------------------------ From: CostStamp@aol.com Date: Thu, 27 Feb 1997 00:33:27 -0500 (EST) Subject: DIES, DIES, DIES, I have a bunch of dies would like to sell. I have a little bit VivaVegas, MOMR, Clip art and word stamps. All dies are first quality. $5.00(Cash) for 15 dies, ppd. Coststamp 11070 Irwin Drive Stanton, CA 90680 ------------------------------ From: mlracer@ix.netcom.com Date: Sun, 2 Mar 1997 21:51:08 -0600 (CST) Subject: Re: RS New SNAIL keeper On 03/02/97 16:21:13 you wrote: >Therefore, Cindy Piet has graciously agreed to become the >new Keeper of the Snails. (Pause to applaud and cheer). Hip Hip Hooray!! Yea! Way to go Cindy!! Three (or 4 or 5 or 6) Cheers!! Applause, Applause, Applause, Applause!!!! And to think that the snail addy was started by little ol' InkyAngel with a thread when I asked someone (as a post to the list) where they lived. That turned into this huge TAN and Christine and I started keeping track of all of it informally, then she took it and formalized it. We both gave it up due to time constraints. This was about 1 year ago and look at it now!! InkyAngel ------------------------------ From: Cynthia Sillitoe Date: Sun, 2 Mar 1997 21:57:31 -0600 (CST) Subject: Re: Comm: iam doing that thingy again// Is it just me or is this the kind of subject line *only* Baggie could write?! *grin* Cynthia, who's in a good mood....take note! Who knows when it will happen again? :) > > > ------------------------------ From: AsianStamp@aol.com Date: Sun, 2 Mar 1997 22:20:44 -0500 (EST) Subject: TAN-JOkESubj: Fwd: HUM: The First Human Clone (***) [PUN WARNING] A scientist was successful in cloning himself. He was asked to speak at a national convention of cloning scientists. The meeting room was located on the 45th floor of a New York skyscraper. The scientist arrived with his clone and proceeded to the podium. The clone sat at the end of the head table. The scientist began the speech intending a tribute to the advances in the field of modern biology. "My fellow scientists," he began. But before he could utter another word, the clone sprang to his feet and shouted out, "he's an ASSHOLE!". The crowd began to murmur as the scientist commanded the clone to "sit down and shut-up!". Apologizing for the interruption, the scientist began again, "My fellow scientists,". Again the clone sprang to his feet and yelled, "this dumb ASS couldn't produce a copy on a Xerox. He's a fraudulent SON-OF-A-BITCH!". Incensed, the scientist rushed to the clone, grabbed him, and threw him out of the window. The crowd gasped and security rushed into the room. A short while later New York's finest arrived and were explained the events that had transpired. The police chief said to the scientist, "We are going to have to arrest you." The scientist replied, "For what? I have committed no crime. What fell from the window was a clone, not a person.". The attending scientists nodded in agreement. "Well," retorted the police chief, "we can not let this heinous act go unchallenged.". The police chief thought for a moment and ordered the scientist held for "Making an obscene clone fall..." Submitted by: Larry McAfee @ netcom.com \\|// (o o) THE ORACLE SERVICE HUMOR MAILING LIST ~~~~~~~~~~~~oOOo~(_)~oOOo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Steve Willoughby's E-mail: HOW TO SUBSCRIBE (It's FREE): - ---------------------------- -------------------------------- oracle@synapse.net To subscribe to the Oracle's mail list send a message with only the word SUBSCRIBE in the body (not the subject) of the message to: humour-list-request@lists.synapse.net WWW Site: - ------------- http://www.synapse.net/~oracle/Contents/HumorArch.html Copyright Information: - ------------------------- Steven Willoughby is not the author of this piece, and does not claim to own any copyright privileges to the piece. The work has been submitted to him as an item for the humor mailing list, and he has approved it based solely upon its humor content. The list is nonprofit. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ - ----------------------- Headers -------------------------------- From humour-list-owner-wendykan=aol.com@qlist.synapse.net Sun Mar 2 12:29:21 1997 Return-Path: humour-list-owner-wendykan=aol.com@qlist.synapse.net Received: from conductor.synapse.net (conductor.synapse.net [199.84.54.18]) by emin30.mail.aol.com (8.6.12/8.6.12) with SMTP id MAA20978 for ; Sun, 2 Mar 1997 12:29:19 -0500 Received: (qmail 15414 invoked by alias); 2 Mar 1997 14:46:18 -0000 Delivered-To: humour-list@qlist.synapse.net Received: (qmail 15388 invoked by uid 52); 2 Mar 1997 14:46:15 -0000 Date: 2 Mar 1997 14:46:14 -0000 Message-ID: <19970302144614.15387.qmail@conductor.synapse.net> Cc: recipient list not shown:; From: Oracle Service Humor Mailing List Subject: HUM: The First Human Clone (***) [PUN WARNING] Sender: humour-list-owner@qlist.synapse.net ------------------------------ From: "Stampo Viva Las Vegastamps!" Date: Mon, 3 Mar 97 03:19:14 UT Subject: TO: KATHIE GILLASPEY ONLY Hi Kathie, We need your address to ship your order... please e-mail me and refer to Invoice #12801. Thanks. Stampo ------------------------------ From: Ddezigns@aol.com Date: Thu, 27 Feb 1997 09:18:47 -0500 (EST) Subject: Re: RS Great service from a vendor! Please wait until I've had a chance to do something fun/crazy/elaborate/timely....... Until then, there's no way I'll make the cut!! A New Vendor to the List, Wenonah RubberD http://www.blue-eagle.com/rubberd ------------------------------ From: "Paige's Secret Stamper" Date: Sun, 02 Mar 1997 12:08:25 -0800 Subject: PAIGE MOON ONLY Paige, Do you have a regular e-mail addy? Hot mail doesn't seem to be putting stuff through. Could you post it to the list? THANKS ------------------------------ From: mlracer@ix.netcom.com Date: Sun, 2 Mar 1997 22:04:24 -0600 (CST) Subject: Re: Melissa, you have us all wrong!! On 03/02/97 16:43:56 you wrote: > >Hi, > >I am new 'round here, but I just wanted to tell you all that you are the >friendliest, craziest group of people!! I have learned alot in the week >that I have been lurking!! > >looking forward to learning more! > >-Melissa Temple Melissa, *US* Crazy???? You *must* be kidding!! We are always totally and completely normal, polite and single-minded. We never talk about anything but rubber stamp related topics and we are *always* serious!! And if you believe that one ........ oh, never mind. Thanks for the compliment! We *do* have a lot of fun! I would like to ask you a question I'll bet you've *Never* been asked before....(yeah, right) Are you related to Shirley??? Love and welcome to the list!! You'll love us!! Especially us Angels! InkyAngel aka (in my *real* life) Dorothy Little in Appleton WI. List member for 1 year. ------------------------------ From: gmork Date: Sun, 02 Mar 1997 20:53:15 -0700 Subject: I bought a brayer!!!!!!! Hey guys, I bought a brayer yesterday and need everyones tips and ideas for use with it. Thanks! smiles, Glenyce ------------------------------ From: Mars Mannix Date: Wed, 26 Feb 1997 15:33:59 -0500 (EST) Subject: RS:TAN:Contra dancing Hey...is anybody on the list into contra dancing? I'd like to hear from you if you are. Not to gom up the list with TANS you know.... Mars Mannix ("star right") ------------------------------ From: Cynthia Sillitoe Date: Sun, 2 Mar 1997 21:57:35 -0600 (CST) Subject: RS Who sells Stamptastic, Too? I need a stamp from this line....I was supposed to have ordered it for a friend a few weeks ago. :-/ Oh, well. She's used to my flakiness. TIA, Cynthia ------------------------------ From: perlis Date: Sun, 02 Mar 1997 23:09:09 -0800 Subject: Puppy name Hi Sammi Lynn, What did you end up naming your puppy? We all await with baited breath!!! Lissa ------------------------------ From: StampMaine@aol.com Date: Sun, 2 Mar 1997 23:09:11 -0500 (EST) Subject: Re: Puppy name Baited breath,,, or as my father, the fisherman would say... with fish on tongue...... (kinda gross, but cute!!) ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Annette, The Stamp Maine-iac StampMaine@aol.com OR Annette@maine.com http://members.aol.com/StampMaine/index.html ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ------------------------------ From: Mark & Connie Date: Sun, 02 Mar 1997 22:07:34 -0600 Subject: Re: Feathers, VSN 2x Well not only is Feathers great with the stamps but she's wonderful to spend the day with!! We went to stamp club together and it was great; she even showed me her rubber room and it comes equiped with it's very own puppet show! Rubber baby lovessss to do puppet shows and is a real doll..... Of course he is also a hand carved rubber stamp! Feathers carved a wonderful likeness of Rubber baby - looks just like him. What talent..... I've had a great day and even saw that her Christmas lights were still up - go girl! I knew I was at the right house when I knocked at the door by the window with wallpaper books on the table!!!! Thanks again for a wonderful day Feathers!!!!!!1 Connie in Milw ------------------------------ From: perlis Date: Sun, 02 Mar 1997 23:15:02 -0800 Subject: Re: Happy Birthday Phrases Commander Claus wrote: > > One I've used is a stamp of a Massengill box on the front, then > when you open the card it says: > > When birthdays give you that not-so-fresh feeling. > > Santa > > ---------- > santa@wolfenet.com > http://www.wolfenet.com/~santa Okay, here's the $64,000 question: where does one find a stamp of a Massengill box, and whatever did you have in mind when you bought it???!!! Lissa ------------------------------ From: lngnglr@interserv.com Date: Sun, 2 Mar 1997 20:15:38 -0800 Subject: RE: THANK YOU - LIST Wow, has it already been a year! I think everyone who has graciously "assisted" the list by keeping tabs of addresses, swaps, newbie info, POTW, vendor list and all the various and sundry "admin" tasks deserve a Stampers Big Inky Applause. OK everybody put your "mounts" (or in HALOS case, rubber) together and CHEER! THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!! (and thank you Janet and Frank for "conceiving" us) On Sun, 2 Mar 1997, mlracer@ix.netcom.com wrote: >On 03/02/97 16:21:13 you wrote: > >>Therefore, Cindy Piet has graciously agreed to become the >>new Keeper of the Snails. (Pause to applaud and cheer). > > >Hip Hip Hooray!! Yea! Way to go Cindy!! Three (or 4 or 5 or 6) Cheers!! >Applause, Applause, Applause, Applause!!!! > >And to think that the snail addy was started by little ol' InkyAngel with a thread when I asked someone (as a post to the list) where they lived. That turned into this huge TAN and Christine and I started keeping track of all of it informally, then she took it and formalized it. We both gave it up due to time constraints. This was about 1 year ago and look at it now!! > > InkyAngel > > Ellen Addicted to Rubber...Stamps "an addiction you can afford" FEATURING: Melissa Neufield stickers, neato stuff, All Night Media, Clearsnap Coming Soon: Addicted to Rubber... the catalog! PO Box 69753 Seattle, WA 98168 206-901-0072 ------------------------------ From: barbiec@ebicom.net Date: Sun, 2 Mar 1997 22:16:13 -0600 Subject: Re: Butt Heads] Smirk..smirk..smirk... LOL.. I told Jody, I would only join IF I got one of your's, and her card... :} See, now I HAVE to get them if ya'll want me in this swap...LOL Great news about your lab work. I hate those MRI's too. I always have to have a low dose of valuim to relax me, since I am the big C word that means can't be closed up in closed places... ROFLMBHO You spell it for me.... LV U.. Ann >You host this swap and you can bet I'm in~~~~~!!! This also means that >Ann has to join a swap instead of sitting their smirking!!! > >Giggles and Grins! >Love, Linda > > >On Sun, 2 Mar 1997 20:21:40 +0100 jmorrison@nm-us.campus.mci.net writes: >>So, does that mean that if I do it, you're in? >> >> >>>Oh my! Leave it to you and Ann!!! >>> >>>Giggles and Grins! >>>Love, Linda >>> >>> >>>On Sat, 1 Mar 1997 23:32:30 +0100 jmorrison@nm-us.campus.mci.net >>writes: >>>>This could be bigger than the humor swap... >>>> >>>>Jody MorrCatsNRubbr >>>> >>>> >>>>> I know... Linda, why don't you have a Butthead swap... I got a >>>>little >>>>>figurene from a friend that is a guy standing there, and has his >>>>pants on >>>>>his head. It says, Butthead... She is the one that is the Butthead, >>>>but I >>>>>kept it anyway.. LOL >>>>> I think a swap would be cute just to see all the different ways of >>>>being a >>>>>butthead... ROFLMBHO >>>>> Hugs.. >>>>> Ann >>>>> >>>>> >>>>>>Angelhrt, you better watch out or you will find yourself making >>>>cards >>>>>>also!!! Tee Hee! You could do one of a medicine man! Hey! Now >>>>there is >>>>>>an idea!!! This reminds me of something......when ever I tell >>>>someone I >>>>>>have a doctor's appointment they always ask, which doctor? I have >>>>tried >>>>>>explaining to them until I'm blue in the face that all of them are >>>>>>"witch" doctors!!! Yikes! Ok, ok, I'm out of here!!! >>>>>> >>>>>>Giggles and Grins! >>>>>>Love, Linda >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>On Fri, 28 Feb 1997 16:30:00 +0000 "Angelhrt" >>>>>> writes: >>>>>>>oooohhh lalalalalala --- can you make photo copies of these >>>>cards??? >>>>>>>I >>>>>>>would LOVE to see you two "dueling stampers" at work..heheheehe >>>>>>> >>>>>>>Angelhrt >>>>>>> >>>>>>>---------------------snip------------------ >>>>>>>> Shauna Poong wrote: >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > Linda S. Skirvin wrote: >>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>> > > Just for the record, I don't think you are a butt >>>>head......if >>>>>>>you would >>>>>>>> > > like, I would be more than happy to give you a list of >>people >>>>>>>who >>>>>>>> > > are......they all have initials behind their >>names......like, >>>>>>>M.D., Phd., >>>>>>>> > > R.N. and on and on! Tee Hee! >>>>>>>> > > >>>>>>>> > > Giggles and Grins! >>>>>>>> > > Love, Linda >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > Hey! I'll have you know that I'm a redhead *not* a butthead! >>>>>>>> > >>>>>>>> > => Shauna >>>>>>>> > >>^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ >>>>>>>> > Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself. >>>>>>>> > >>^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ >>>>>>>> Okay, Giggles, git yer dukes up!! (sez I with a >>>>grin)....Here's >>>>>>>the >>>>>>>> deal: you stamp me a postcard with your version of a "butt >>head" >>>>RN >>>>>>>and >>>>>>>> I'll send you my version of a "butt head" patient. How 'bout >>it? >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> SunStamper, AKA Sunny Howard, RN, BH >>>>>>>> 350 N. Poli Ave. >>>>>>>> Ojai, CA 93023 >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> Ann >>>>> Stamp out Depression >>>> >>>> >>>> >> >> >> > > Ann Stamp out Depression ------------------------------ End of rubberstampers Digest V2 #517 ************************************ To subscribe to rubberstampers Digest, send the command: subscribe rubberstampers-digest in the body of a message to "majordomo@xmission.com". 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